Just an example of how freaking anti-social I am
Just like every night, I’m in front of my computer. suddenly a pretty girl says hi to me on facebook. She asked me what I was doing and said she was bored. A normal person would respond. I, on the other hand, assume it’s the act of a group of people conspiring against me to humiliate me. Tumblr is where I’m allowed to whine about this, right? I mean I am a teenager, and this is my blog. Yeah, totally justifiable.
- Obama: I like Coke
- Fox Nation: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give...
swag
Oh my god I was waxing theoretical about this exact thing happening just the other month. I was reading the wikipedia page for “trousers” and it led me on a journey from the middle ages through to the early 20th century and basically what we wear on our legs hasn’t REALLY evolved since then, but prior to that the trend was that the trouser slowly extended down the leg until we got what we think of now as trousers, but then there wasn’t anywhere for it to go so I theorised the next logical step is for it to start detaching from the “pant” section of the trouser, and THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS GIRL HAS DONE
(via eddplant)
It’s not about reason.
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What’s the deal with observational comedy?
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Show me the man who looks good under fluorescent light, and I shall applaud him.
That is probably the best name for a band/artist, ever.
That’s a really long name, dude. But maybe you’re onto something…
That could be the official name, fans could say ‘SMTMWLGUFLAISAH’…
Oooor just not say it at all.
SMTMWLGUFLAISAH it is (:
Show me the man who looks good under fluorescent light, and I shall applaud him.
That is probably the best name for a band/artist, ever.
That’s a really long name, dude. But maybe you’re onto something…
The System's Against Us!
- Feminist: Did you know that only 11% of engineers are women!
- Me: Oh? That sucks. Why don't more women become engineers?
- Feminist: Because it's a male-dominated industry.
- Me: Well, the more women become engineers, the less male-dominated it will be.
- Feminist: They can't become engineers until the engineering field is less male-dominated!
- Me: So . . . more women can't become engineers until the engineering field is less male-dominated?
- Feminist: Right.
- Me: And the engineering field can't become less male-dominated until more women become engineers?
- Feminist: Right.
- Me: . . .
- Feminist: . . .
- Me: Right. Well, good luck with that.
